"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

>Like mother, like daughter.

>Coralie set off for a long evening at College for her ‘initiation’ thingy. She set off wearing the oldest clothes she had and a big smile.

She won’t say much about what they had to do, but all I know is that at one point they had to walk around the Parc Cinquantenaire with their heads down and in silence. And this is where it ends – Coralie isn’t going back to finish as it wasn’t fun.

Some of you will remember when Coralie was a Girl Guide and went caving. She was the only one to fall in the water. On Tuesday evening the only person to walk into a branch happened to be Coralie and she is now sporting a beautiful shiner.

Although I’m immensely proud of Coralie I am also very worried that she’s going to turn out like me:

very accident-prone.