"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

>That cupboard what I like.

>I mentioned my cupboards the other day and in particular one that I really like, although I shouldn’t. This cupboard has very little in it. The odd tin of something that expired about 5 or more years ago – things like that. Nothing tumbles out and attacks me, nothing starts growing in there, apart from, perhaps, within the tins, but I never find out as my daughters will throw out anything that is past it’s sell-by-date out. Even if it’s just a few hours.

So imagine my absolute and sheer horror when I looked in said cupboard earlier this evening and found the following packets. (Yes. Packets, sachets, whatever.)

1. AMOY Wok Express – Satay.
2. Some form of spice mix for Burritos.
3. 2 packets of vindaloo and cayenne seasoning mix.
4. 3 packets of raita seasoning mix.

It’s the last one that really gets me. Raita = cucumber and yoghurt for me. That’s all. No additional extras, it is supposed to accompany a hot curry and cool it down, or simply be a side-dish. Easy, cheap and lovely. People who know more about cooking than me may correct me, although it may be a risk to their life.

My entire ambition of trying to eat more healthily, involving more vegetables has gone to pot. A stir-fry from scratch which doesn’t take much longer than chucking in a bag of readily prepared ‘stir-fry veg’ is cheaper and tastier. A curry prepared from scratch is far, far better than all those bloody ready-made, chuck-in sauces. Yes, I’m angry. Yes, I am working longer hours than before. Yes I do work longer hours than the Twat.

And all I’m asking is for cheaper meals, tastier meals to suit my budget.

Christ, I needed that off my massive bosom.

Tomorrow is Friday. Time to clear out the garage – at last. Any dead bodies found in there are nothing to do with me.

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198 Comments

  1. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    is there such a thing as cheap, easy and healthy meals any more, everytime i try and do the whole healthy bit, i have paid more at the supermarket then the gas bill last quarter, i have now given up, far too stressful lol

  2. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    is there such a thing as cheap, easy and healthy meals any more, everytime i try and do the whole healthy bit, i have paid more at the supermarket then the gas bill last quarter, i have now given up, far too stressful lol

  3. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    is there such a thing as cheap, easy and healthy meals any more, everytime i try and do the whole healthy bit, i have paid more at the supermarket then the gas bill last quarter, i have now given up, far too stressful lol

  4. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    is there such a thing as cheap, easy and healthy meals any more, everytime i try and do the whole healthy bit, i have paid more at the supermarket then the gas bill last quarter, i have now given up, far too stressful lol

  5. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    is there such a thing as cheap, easy and healthy meals any more, everytime i try and do the whole healthy bit, i have paid more at the supermarket then the gas bill last quarter, i have now given up, far too stressful lol

  6. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    is there such a thing as cheap, easy and healthy meals any more, everytime i try and do the whole healthy bit, i have paid more at the supermarket then the gas bill last quarter, i have now given up, far too stressful lol

  7. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    is there such a thing as cheap, easy and healthy meals any more, everytime i try and do the whole healthy bit, i have paid more at the supermarket then the gas bill last quarter, i have now given up, far too stressful lol

  8. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    is there such a thing as cheap, easy and healthy meals any more, everytime i try and do the whole healthy bit, i have paid more at the supermarket then the gas bill last quarter, i have now given up, far too stressful lol

  9. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    is there such a thing as cheap, easy and healthy meals any more, everytime i try and do the whole healthy bit, i have paid more at the supermarket then the gas bill last quarter, i have now given up, far too stressful lol

  10. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    I find that eating healthy makes no difference to my health, apart from continuous bloody diarre… dira… shits, only to my pocket. (never could spell diarrhea)
    These last two weeks I have been eating cheapo ready meals from Aldi because it was too f**king cold standing in the kitchen cooking expensive “healthy” food, and do you know; I feel really great this week. I could run the marathon, or even run to Belgium and help the twat build his shed!

  11. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    I find that eating healthy makes no difference to my health, apart from continuous bloody diarre… dira… shits, only to my pocket. (never could spell diarrhea)
    These last two weeks I have been eating cheapo ready meals from Aldi because it was too f**king cold standing in the kitchen cooking expensive “healthy” food, and do you know; I feel really great this week. I could run the marathon, or even run to Belgium and help the twat build his shed!

  12. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    I find that eating healthy makes no difference to my health, apart from continuous bloody diarre… dira… shits, only to my pocket. (never could spell diarrhea)
    These last two weeks I have been eating cheapo ready meals from Aldi because it was too f**king cold standing in the kitchen cooking expensive “healthy” food, and do you know; I feel really great this week. I could run the marathon, or even run to Belgium and help the twat build his shed!

  13. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    I find that eating healthy makes no difference to my health, apart from continuous bloody diarre… dira… shits, only to my pocket. (never could spell diarrhea)
    These last two weeks I have been eating cheapo ready meals from Aldi because it was too f**king cold standing in the kitchen cooking expensive “healthy” food, and do you know; I feel really great this week. I could run the marathon, or even run to Belgium and help the twat build his shed!

  14. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    I find that eating healthy makes no difference to my health, apart from continuous bloody diarre… dira… shits, only to my pocket. (never could spell diarrhea)
    These last two weeks I have been eating cheapo ready meals from Aldi because it was too f**king cold standing in the kitchen cooking expensive “healthy” food, and do you know; I feel really great this week. I could run the marathon, or even run to Belgium and help the twat build his shed!

  15. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    I find that eating healthy makes no difference to my health, apart from continuous bloody diarre… dira… shits, only to my pocket. (never could spell diarrhea)
    These last two weeks I have been eating cheapo ready meals from Aldi because it was too f**king cold standing in the kitchen cooking expensive “healthy” food, and do you know; I feel really great this week. I could run the marathon, or even run to Belgium and help the twat build his shed!

  16. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    I find that eating healthy makes no difference to my health, apart from continuous bloody diarre… dira… shits, only to my pocket. (never could spell diarrhea)
    These last two weeks I have been eating cheapo ready meals from Aldi because it was too f**king cold standing in the kitchen cooking expensive “healthy” food, and do you know; I feel really great this week. I could run the marathon, or even run to Belgium and help the twat build his shed!

  17. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    I find that eating healthy makes no difference to my health, apart from continuous bloody diarre… dira… shits, only to my pocket. (never could spell diarrhea)
    These last two weeks I have been eating cheapo ready meals from Aldi because it was too f**king cold standing in the kitchen cooking expensive “healthy” food, and do you know; I feel really great this week. I could run the marathon, or even run to Belgium and help the twat build his shed!

  18. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    I find that eating healthy makes no difference to my health, apart from continuous bloody diarre… dira… shits, only to my pocket. (never could spell diarrhea)
    These last two weeks I have been eating cheapo ready meals from Aldi because it was too f**king cold standing in the kitchen cooking expensive “healthy” food, and do you know; I feel really great this week. I could run the marathon, or even run to Belgium and help the twat build his shed!

  19. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I’ve completely forgotten what words of wisdom and encouragement I was going to offer…..
    massive breasticals massive breasticals massive breasticals …… mmmmmm ….. oh dear ….. mmmmmmmm …… is it hot in here?

  20. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I’ve completely forgotten what words of wisdom and encouragement I was going to offer…..
    massive breasticals massive breasticals massive breasticals …… mmmmmm ….. oh dear ….. mmmmmmmm …… is it hot in here?

  21. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I’ve completely forgotten what words of wisdom and encouragement I was going to offer…..
    massive breasticals massive breasticals massive breasticals …… mmmmmm ….. oh dear ….. mmmmmmmm …… is it hot in here?

  22. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I’ve completely forgotten what words of wisdom and encouragement I was going to offer…..
    massive breasticals massive breasticals massive breasticals …… mmmmmm ….. oh dear ….. mmmmmmmm …… is it hot in here?

  23. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I’ve completely forgotten what words of wisdom and encouragement I was going to offer…..
    massive breasticals massive breasticals massive breasticals …… mmmmmm ….. oh dear ….. mmmmmmmm …… is it hot in here?

  24. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I’ve completely forgotten what words of wisdom and encouragement I was going to offer…..
    massive breasticals massive breasticals massive breasticals …… mmmmmm ….. oh dear ….. mmmmmmmm …… is it hot in here?

  25. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I’ve completely forgotten what words of wisdom and encouragement I was going to offer…..
    massive breasticals massive breasticals massive breasticals …… mmmmmm ….. oh dear ….. mmmmmmmm …… is it hot in here?

  26. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I’ve completely forgotten what words of wisdom and encouragement I was going to offer…..
    massive breasticals massive breasticals massive breasticals …… mmmmmm ….. oh dear ….. mmmmmmmm …… is it hot in here?

  27. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I’ve completely forgotten what words of wisdom and encouragement I was going to offer…..
    massive breasticals massive breasticals massive breasticals …… mmmmmm ….. oh dear ….. mmmmmmmm …… is it hot in here?

  28. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do hope Twat isn’t out in the garage.

  29. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do hope Twat isn’t out in the garage.

  30. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do hope Twat isn’t out in the garage.

  31. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do hope Twat isn’t out in the garage.

  32. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do hope Twat isn’t out in the garage.

  33. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do hope Twat isn’t out in the garage.

  34. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do hope Twat isn’t out in the garage.

  35. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do hope Twat isn’t out in the garage.

  36. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do hope Twat isn’t out in the garage.

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    Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Mix all together with a the cheapest tin of cream of mushroom soup that you can find,serve on a bed of boil in the bag rice.Let them eat it while you go out to eat somewhere delicious and healthy. Just make sure that they haven’t fed it to the tortoise in your absence……..

  38. a
    Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Mix all together with a the cheapest tin of cream of mushroom soup that you can find,serve on a bed of boil in the bag rice.Let them eat it while you go out to eat somewhere delicious and healthy. Just make sure that they haven’t fed it to the tortoise in your absence……..

  39. a
    Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Mix all together with a the cheapest tin of cream of mushroom soup that you can find,serve on a bed of boil in the bag rice.Let them eat it while you go out to eat somewhere delicious and healthy. Just make sure that they haven’t fed it to the tortoise in your absence……..

  40. a
    Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Mix all together with a the cheapest tin of cream of mushroom soup that you can find,serve on a bed of boil in the bag rice.Let them eat it while you go out to eat somewhere delicious and healthy. Just make sure that they haven’t fed it to the tortoise in your absence……..

  41. a
    Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Mix all together with a the cheapest tin of cream of mushroom soup that you can find,serve on a bed of boil in the bag rice.Let them eat it while you go out to eat somewhere delicious and healthy. Just make sure that they haven’t fed it to the tortoise in your absence……..

  42. a
    Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Mix all together with a the cheapest tin of cream of mushroom soup that you can find,serve on a bed of boil in the bag rice.Let them eat it while you go out to eat somewhere delicious and healthy. Just make sure that they haven’t fed it to the tortoise in your absence……..

  43. a
    Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Mix all together with a the cheapest tin of cream of mushroom soup that you can find,serve on a bed of boil in the bag rice.Let them eat it while you go out to eat somewhere delicious and healthy. Just make sure that they haven’t fed it to the tortoise in your absence……..

  44. a
    Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Mix all together with a the cheapest tin of cream of mushroom soup that you can find,serve on a bed of boil in the bag rice.Let them eat it while you go out to eat somewhere delicious and healthy. Just make sure that they haven’t fed it to the tortoise in your absence……..

  45. a
    Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Mix all together with a the cheapest tin of cream of mushroom soup that you can find,serve on a bed of boil in the bag rice.Let them eat it while you go out to eat somewhere delicious and healthy. Just make sure that they haven’t fed it to the tortoise in your absence……..

  46. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    A photo of your *massive* breasts would brighten my day and take my mind off the delicious Chinese I am about to eat!

  47. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    A photo of your *massive* breasts would brighten my day and take my mind off the delicious Chinese I am about to eat!

  48. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    A photo of your *massive* breasts would brighten my day and take my mind off the delicious Chinese I am about to eat!

  49. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    A photo of your *massive* breasts would brighten my day and take my mind off the delicious Chinese I am about to eat!

  50. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    A photo of your *massive* breasts would brighten my day and take my mind off the delicious Chinese I am about to eat!

  51. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    A photo of your *massive* breasts would brighten my day and take my mind off the delicious Chinese I am about to eat!

  52. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    A photo of your *massive* breasts would brighten my day and take my mind off the delicious Chinese I am about to eat!

  53. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    A photo of your *massive* breasts would brighten my day and take my mind off the delicious Chinese I am about to eat!

  54. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    A photo of your *massive* breasts would brighten my day and take my mind off the delicious Chinese I am about to eat!

  55. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    At least you don’t have a pantry with like 5-year-old tins of something unknowable that are all bloated and wholly poisonous for sure…?!? I did that once, with a single tin of sauerkraut [what the hell was I thinking buying that in the first place??] in my earliest bachelor days! hahahaa.

  56. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    At least you don’t have a pantry with like 5-year-old tins of something unknowable that are all bloated and wholly poisonous for sure…?!? I did that once, with a single tin of sauerkraut [what the hell was I thinking buying that in the first place??] in my earliest bachelor days! hahahaa.

  57. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    At least you don’t have a pantry with like 5-year-old tins of something unknowable that are all bloated and wholly poisonous for sure…?!? I did that once, with a single tin of sauerkraut [what the hell was I thinking buying that in the first place??] in my earliest bachelor days! hahahaa.

  58. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    At least you don’t have a pantry with like 5-year-old tins of something unknowable that are all bloated and wholly poisonous for sure…?!? I did that once, with a single tin of sauerkraut [what the hell was I thinking buying that in the first place??] in my earliest bachelor days! hahahaa.

  59. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    At least you don’t have a pantry with like 5-year-old tins of something unknowable that are all bloated and wholly poisonous for sure…?!? I did that once, with a single tin of sauerkraut [what the hell was I thinking buying that in the first place??] in my earliest bachelor days! hahahaa.

  60. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    At least you don’t have a pantry with like 5-year-old tins of something unknowable that are all bloated and wholly poisonous for sure…?!? I did that once, with a single tin of sauerkraut [what the hell was I thinking buying that in the first place??] in my earliest bachelor days! hahahaa.

  61. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    At least you don’t have a pantry with like 5-year-old tins of something unknowable that are all bloated and wholly poisonous for sure…?!? I did that once, with a single tin of sauerkraut [what the hell was I thinking buying that in the first place??] in my earliest bachelor days! hahahaa.

  62. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    At least you don’t have a pantry with like 5-year-old tins of something unknowable that are all bloated and wholly poisonous for sure…?!? I did that once, with a single tin of sauerkraut [what the hell was I thinking buying that in the first place??] in my earliest bachelor days! hahahaa.

  63. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    At least you don’t have a pantry with like 5-year-old tins of something unknowable that are all bloated and wholly poisonous for sure…?!? I did that once, with a single tin of sauerkraut [what the hell was I thinking buying that in the first place??] in my earliest bachelor days! hahahaa.

  64. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    OK something weird is going on here. I am half way through a post about the exotic (for me) stuff I found in my pantry yesterday. You must be sending subliminal inspiration. Keep it up!

  65. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    OK something weird is going on here. I am half way through a post about the exotic (for me) stuff I found in my pantry yesterday. You must be sending subliminal inspiration. Keep it up!

  66. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    OK something weird is going on here. I am half way through a post about the exotic (for me) stuff I found in my pantry yesterday. You must be sending subliminal inspiration. Keep it up!

  67. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    OK something weird is going on here. I am half way through a post about the exotic (for me) stuff I found in my pantry yesterday. You must be sending subliminal inspiration. Keep it up!

  68. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    OK something weird is going on here. I am half way through a post about the exotic (for me) stuff I found in my pantry yesterday. You must be sending subliminal inspiration. Keep it up!

  69. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    OK something weird is going on here. I am half way through a post about the exotic (for me) stuff I found in my pantry yesterday. You must be sending subliminal inspiration. Keep it up!

  70. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    OK something weird is going on here. I am half way through a post about the exotic (for me) stuff I found in my pantry yesterday. You must be sending subliminal inspiration. Keep it up!

  71. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    OK something weird is going on here. I am half way through a post about the exotic (for me) stuff I found in my pantry yesterday. You must be sending subliminal inspiration. Keep it up!

  72. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    OK something weird is going on here. I am half way through a post about the exotic (for me) stuff I found in my pantry yesterday. You must be sending subliminal inspiration. Keep it up!

  73. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should send Todd out shopping? On second thought, then there might be two bodies in the garage instead of one.

  74. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should send Todd out shopping? On second thought, then there might be two bodies in the garage instead of one.

  75. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should send Todd out shopping? On second thought, then there might be two bodies in the garage instead of one.

  76. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should send Todd out shopping? On second thought, then there might be two bodies in the garage instead of one.

  77. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should send Todd out shopping? On second thought, then there might be two bodies in the garage instead of one.

  78. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should send Todd out shopping? On second thought, then there might be two bodies in the garage instead of one.

  79. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should send Todd out shopping? On second thought, then there might be two bodies in the garage instead of one.

  80. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should send Todd out shopping? On second thought, then there might be two bodies in the garage instead of one.

  81. Posted Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should send Todd out shopping? On second thought, then there might be two bodies in the garage instead of one.

  82. Posted Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    what a rum lot, healthy cooking is easy and cheap. If you can learn Indian home cooking, not the restaurant cooking, you’ll never eat a ready meal again. Ok, not as often.

  83. Posted Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    what a rum lot, healthy cooking is easy and cheap. If you can learn Indian home cooking, not the restaurant cooking, you’ll never eat a ready meal again. Ok, not as often.

  84. Posted Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    what a rum lot, healthy cooking is easy and cheap. If you can learn Indian home cooking, not the restaurant cooking, you’ll never eat a ready meal again. Ok, not as often.

  85. Posted Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    what a rum lot, healthy cooking is easy and cheap. If you can learn Indian home cooking, not the restaurant cooking, you’ll never eat a ready meal again. Ok, not as often.

  86. Posted Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    what a rum lot, healthy cooking is easy and cheap. If you can learn Indian home cooking, not the restaurant cooking, you’ll never eat a ready meal again. Ok, not as often.

  87. Posted Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    what a rum lot, healthy cooking is easy and cheap. If you can learn Indian home cooking, not the restaurant cooking, you’ll never eat a ready meal again. Ok, not as often.

  88. Posted Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    what a rum lot, healthy cooking is easy and cheap. If you can learn Indian home cooking, not the restaurant cooking, you’ll never eat a ready meal again. Ok, not as often.

  89. Posted Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    what a rum lot, healthy cooking is easy and cheap. If you can learn Indian home cooking, not the restaurant cooking, you’ll never eat a ready meal again. Ok, not as often.

  90. Posted Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    what a rum lot, healthy cooking is easy and cheap. If you can learn Indian home cooking, not the restaurant cooking, you’ll never eat a ready meal again. Ok, not as often.

  91. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    A quick easy meal I have if I’ve been out all day is crackers and cheese (MTL never runs out of these) with toms and cucs if poss, followed by soft fruit, banana and hazelnut yog. Quick and reasonably healthy I think.

  92. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    A quick easy meal I have if I’ve been out all day is crackers and cheese (MTL never runs out of these) with toms and cucs if poss, followed by soft fruit, banana and hazelnut yog. Quick and reasonably healthy I think.

  93. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    A quick easy meal I have if I’ve been out all day is crackers and cheese (MTL never runs out of these) with toms and cucs if poss, followed by soft fruit, banana and hazelnut yog. Quick and reasonably healthy I think.

  94. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    A quick easy meal I have if I’ve been out all day is crackers and cheese (MTL never runs out of these) with toms and cucs if poss, followed by soft fruit, banana and hazelnut yog. Quick and reasonably healthy I think.

  95. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    A quick easy meal I have if I’ve been out all day is crackers and cheese (MTL never runs out of these) with toms and cucs if poss, followed by soft fruit, banana and hazelnut yog. Quick and reasonably healthy I think.

  96. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    A quick easy meal I have if I’ve been out all day is crackers and cheese (MTL never runs out of these) with toms and cucs if poss, followed by soft fruit, banana and hazelnut yog. Quick and reasonably healthy I think.

  97. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    A quick easy meal I have if I’ve been out all day is crackers and cheese (MTL never runs out of these) with toms and cucs if poss, followed by soft fruit, banana and hazelnut yog. Quick and reasonably healthy I think.

  98. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    A quick easy meal I have if I’ve been out all day is crackers and cheese (MTL never runs out of these) with toms and cucs if poss, followed by soft fruit, banana and hazelnut yog. Quick and reasonably healthy I think.

  99. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    A quick easy meal I have if I’ve been out all day is crackers and cheese (MTL never runs out of these) with toms and cucs if poss, followed by soft fruit, banana and hazelnut yog. Quick and reasonably healthy I think.

  100. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Why did you have to mention breasts? Unfair.
    I have “the” cupboard in my spare room. It has everything in it, everything that doesn’t fit. Most of it I should have got rid of, but I’m scared there’s new life forms in there. The cupboard is big enough to sleep in, but now it’s so full the only way to put anything else in it is to open a door a crack whilst holding it closed, then push the chosen item in through the top crack of the door.
    I have no reason for telling you this other than I’ve been drinking in the day time again.

  101. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Why did you have to mention breasts? Unfair.
    I have “the” cupboard in my spare room. It has everything in it, everything that doesn’t fit. Most of it I should have got rid of, but I’m scared there’s new life forms in there. The cupboard is big enough to sleep in, but now it’s so full the only way to put anything else in it is to open a door a crack whilst holding it closed, then push the chosen item in through the top crack of the door.
    I have no reason for telling you this other than I’ve been drinking in the day time again.

  102. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Why did you have to mention breasts? Unfair.
    I have “the” cupboard in my spare room. It has everything in it, everything that doesn’t fit. Most of it I should have got rid of, but I’m scared there’s new life forms in there. The cupboard is big enough to sleep in, but now it’s so full the only way to put anything else in it is to open a door a crack whilst holding it closed, then push the chosen item in through the top crack of the door.
    I have no reason for telling you this other than I’ve been drinking in the day time again.

  103. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Why did you have to mention breasts? Unfair.
    I have “the” cupboard in my spare room. It has everything in it, everything that doesn’t fit. Most of it I should have got rid of, but I’m scared there’s new life forms in there. The cupboard is big enough to sleep in, but now it’s so full the only way to put anything else in it is to open a door a crack whilst holding it closed, then push the chosen item in through the top crack of the door.
    I have no reason for telling you this other than I’ve been drinking in the day time again.

  104. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Why did you have to mention breasts? Unfair.
    I have “the” cupboard in my spare room. It has everything in it, everything that doesn’t fit. Most of it I should have got rid of, but I’m scared there’s new life forms in there. The cupboard is big enough to sleep in, but now it’s so full the only way to put anything else in it is to open a door a crack whilst holding it closed, then push the chosen item in through the top crack of the door.
    I have no reason for telling you this other than I’ve been drinking in the day time again.

  105. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Why did you have to mention breasts? Unfair.
    I have “the” cupboard in my spare room. It has everything in it, everything that doesn’t fit. Most of it I should have got rid of, but I’m scared there’s new life forms in there. The cupboard is big enough to sleep in, but now it’s so full the only way to put anything else in it is to open a door a crack whilst holding it closed, then push the chosen item in through the top crack of the door.
    I have no reason for telling you this other than I’ve been drinking in the day time again.

  106. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Why did you have to mention breasts? Unfair.
    I have “the” cupboard in my spare room. It has everything in it, everything that doesn’t fit. Most of it I should have got rid of, but I’m scared there’s new life forms in there. The cupboard is big enough to sleep in, but now it’s so full the only way to put anything else in it is to open a door a crack whilst holding it closed, then push the chosen item in through the top crack of the door.
    I have no reason for telling you this other than I’ve been drinking in the day time again.

  107. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Why did you have to mention breasts? Unfair.
    I have “the” cupboard in my spare room. It has everything in it, everything that doesn’t fit. Most of it I should have got rid of, but I’m scared there’s new life forms in there. The cupboard is big enough to sleep in, but now it’s so full the only way to put anything else in it is to open a door a crack whilst holding it closed, then push the chosen item in through the top crack of the door.
    I have no reason for telling you this other than I’ve been drinking in the day time again.

  108. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Why did you have to mention breasts? Unfair.
    I have “the” cupboard in my spare room. It has everything in it, everything that doesn’t fit. Most of it I should have got rid of, but I’m scared there’s new life forms in there. The cupboard is big enough to sleep in, but now it’s so full the only way to put anything else in it is to open a door a crack whilst holding it closed, then push the chosen item in through the top crack of the door.
    I have no reason for telling you this other than I’ve been drinking in the day time again.

  109. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea things were getting fraught like this Possibly because I havent been reading light blogs for a while

  110. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea things were getting fraught like this Possibly because I havent been reading light blogs for a while

  111. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea things were getting fraught like this Possibly because I havent been reading light blogs for a while

  112. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea things were getting fraught like this Possibly because I havent been reading light blogs for a while

  113. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea things were getting fraught like this Possibly because I havent been reading light blogs for a while

  114. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea things were getting fraught like this Possibly because I havent been reading light blogs for a while

  115. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea things were getting fraught like this Possibly because I havent been reading light blogs for a while

  116. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea things were getting fraught like this Possibly because I havent been reading light blogs for a while

  117. Posted Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea things were getting fraught like this Possibly because I havent been reading light blogs for a while

  118. The Aunt
    Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Given the capital you made out of the out of date tins you found in my kitchen when you helped me clear it out, I am astonished by this admission. I rib you back, Madam, I mock your cupboard reciprocally, I, as they say in Spanish, eat your hair.
    I bet not one of the packets or tins is more than a couple of years old. Pshaw and footle. In my family we make our own preserves and don’t eat the chutney until it’s least 10 years old.

  119. The Aunt
    Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Given the capital you made out of the out of date tins you found in my kitchen when you helped me clear it out, I am astonished by this admission. I rib you back, Madam, I mock your cupboard reciprocally, I, as they say in Spanish, eat your hair.
    I bet not one of the packets or tins is more than a couple of years old. Pshaw and footle. In my family we make our own preserves and don’t eat the chutney until it’s least 10 years old.

  120. The Aunt
    Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Given the capital you made out of the out of date tins you found in my kitchen when you helped me clear it out, I am astonished by this admission. I rib you back, Madam, I mock your cupboard reciprocally, I, as they say in Spanish, eat your hair.
    I bet not one of the packets or tins is more than a couple of years old. Pshaw and footle. In my family we make our own preserves and don’t eat the chutney until it’s least 10 years old.

  121. The Aunt
    Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Given the capital you made out of the out of date tins you found in my kitchen when you helped me clear it out, I am astonished by this admission. I rib you back, Madam, I mock your cupboard reciprocally, I, as they say in Spanish, eat your hair.
    I bet not one of the packets or tins is more than a couple of years old. Pshaw and footle. In my family we make our own preserves and don’t eat the chutney until it’s least 10 years old.

  122. The Aunt
    Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Given the capital you made out of the out of date tins you found in my kitchen when you helped me clear it out, I am astonished by this admission. I rib you back, Madam, I mock your cupboard reciprocally, I, as they say in Spanish, eat your hair.
    I bet not one of the packets or tins is more than a couple of years old. Pshaw and footle. In my family we make our own preserves and don’t eat the chutney until it’s least 10 years old.

  123. The Aunt
    Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Given the capital you made out of the out of date tins you found in my kitchen when you helped me clear it out, I am astonished by this admission. I rib you back, Madam, I mock your cupboard reciprocally, I, as they say in Spanish, eat your hair.
    I bet not one of the packets or tins is more than a couple of years old. Pshaw and footle. In my family we make our own preserves and don’t eat the chutney until it’s least 10 years old.

  124. The Aunt
    Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Given the capital you made out of the out of date tins you found in my kitchen when you helped me clear it out, I am astonished by this admission. I rib you back, Madam, I mock your cupboard reciprocally, I, as they say in Spanish, eat your hair.
    I bet not one of the packets or tins is more than a couple of years old. Pshaw and footle. In my family we make our own preserves and don’t eat the chutney until it’s least 10 years old.

  125. The Aunt
    Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Given the capital you made out of the out of date tins you found in my kitchen when you helped me clear it out, I am astonished by this admission. I rib you back, Madam, I mock your cupboard reciprocally, I, as they say in Spanish, eat your hair.
    I bet not one of the packets or tins is more than a couple of years old. Pshaw and footle. In my family we make our own preserves and don’t eat the chutney until it’s least 10 years old.

  126. The Aunt
    Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Given the capital you made out of the out of date tins you found in my kitchen when you helped me clear it out, I am astonished by this admission. I rib you back, Madam, I mock your cupboard reciprocally, I, as they say in Spanish, eat your hair.
    I bet not one of the packets or tins is more than a couple of years old. Pshaw and footle. In my family we make our own preserves and don’t eat the chutney until it’s least 10 years old.

  127. Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm first visit here, dead bodies in the garage…I’ll be keeping an eye on you! ;-)

  128. Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm first visit here, dead bodies in the garage…I’ll be keeping an eye on you! ;-)

  129. Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm first visit here, dead bodies in the garage…I’ll be keeping an eye on you! ;-)

  130. Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm first visit here, dead bodies in the garage…I’ll be keeping an eye on you! ;-)

  131. Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm first visit here, dead bodies in the garage…I’ll be keeping an eye on you! ;-)

  132. Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm first visit here, dead bodies in the garage…I’ll be keeping an eye on you! ;-)

  133. Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm first visit here, dead bodies in the garage…I’ll be keeping an eye on you! ;-)

  134. Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm first visit here, dead bodies in the garage…I’ll be keeping an eye on you! ;-)

  135. Posted Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm first visit here, dead bodies in the garage…I’ll be keeping an eye on you! ;-)

  136. lulu
    Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Has T come back home yet?? Lx

  137. lulu
    Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Has T come back home yet?? Lx

  138. lulu
    Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Has T come back home yet?? Lx

  139. lulu
    Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Has T come back home yet?? Lx

  140. lulu
    Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Has T come back home yet?? Lx

  141. lulu
    Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Has T come back home yet?? Lx

  142. lulu
    Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Has T come back home yet?? Lx

  143. lulu
    Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Has T come back home yet?? Lx

  144. lulu
    Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Has T come back home yet?? Lx

  145. Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think of seasoning mixes as unhealthy, unless they contain exhorbitant amounts of salt. There are days when I feel like eating taco’s or enchiladas – but haven’t the cash or energy to go to the market to get the “real” fixings, so I use a seasoning packet on whatever is around and fool my brain into thinking it is eating enchiladas instead of leftovers + spices.
    I mean – why bother measuring all the spices myself when someone else can do it for me and get it right EVERY time?

  146. Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think of seasoning mixes as unhealthy, unless they contain exhorbitant amounts of salt. There are days when I feel like eating taco’s or enchiladas – but haven’t the cash or energy to go to the market to get the “real” fixings, so I use a seasoning packet on whatever is around and fool my brain into thinking it is eating enchiladas instead of leftovers + spices.
    I mean – why bother measuring all the spices myself when someone else can do it for me and get it right EVERY time?

  147. Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think of seasoning mixes as unhealthy, unless they contain exhorbitant amounts of salt. There are days when I feel like eating taco’s or enchiladas – but haven’t the cash or energy to go to the market to get the “real” fixings, so I use a seasoning packet on whatever is around and fool my brain into thinking it is eating enchiladas instead of leftovers + spices.
    I mean – why bother measuring all the spices myself when someone else can do it for me and get it right EVERY time?

  148. Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think of seasoning mixes as unhealthy, unless they contain exhorbitant amounts of salt. There are days when I feel like eating taco’s or enchiladas – but haven’t the cash or energy to go to the market to get the “real” fixings, so I use a seasoning packet on whatever is around and fool my brain into thinking it is eating enchiladas instead of leftovers + spices.
    I mean – why bother measuring all the spices myself when someone else can do it for me and get it right EVERY time?

  149. Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think of seasoning mixes as unhealthy, unless they contain exhorbitant amounts of salt. There are days when I feel like eating taco’s or enchiladas – but haven’t the cash or energy to go to the market to get the “real” fixings, so I use a seasoning packet on whatever is around and fool my brain into thinking it is eating enchiladas instead of leftovers + spices.
    I mean – why bother measuring all the spices myself when someone else can do it for me and get it right EVERY time?

  150. Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think of seasoning mixes as unhealthy, unless they contain exhorbitant amounts of salt. There are days when I feel like eating taco’s or enchiladas – but haven’t the cash or energy to go to the market to get the “real” fixings, so I use a seasoning packet on whatever is around and fool my brain into thinking it is eating enchiladas instead of leftovers + spices.
    I mean – why bother measuring all the spices myself when someone else can do it for me and get it right EVERY time?

  151. Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think of seasoning mixes as unhealthy, unless they contain exhorbitant amounts of salt. There are days when I feel like eating taco’s or enchiladas – but haven’t the cash or energy to go to the market to get the “real” fixings, so I use a seasoning packet on whatever is around and fool my brain into thinking it is eating enchiladas instead of leftovers + spices.
    I mean – why bother measuring all the spices myself when someone else can do it for me and get it right EVERY time?

  152. Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think of seasoning mixes as unhealthy, unless they contain exhorbitant amounts of salt. There are days when I feel like eating taco’s or enchiladas – but haven’t the cash or energy to go to the market to get the “real” fixings, so I use a seasoning packet on whatever is around and fool my brain into thinking it is eating enchiladas instead of leftovers + spices.
    I mean – why bother measuring all the spices myself when someone else can do it for me and get it right EVERY time?

  153. Posted Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think of seasoning mixes as unhealthy, unless they contain exhorbitant amounts of salt. There are days when I feel like eating taco’s or enchiladas – but haven’t the cash or energy to go to the market to get the “real” fixings, so I use a seasoning packet on whatever is around and fool my brain into thinking it is eating enchiladas instead of leftovers + spices.
    I mean – why bother measuring all the spices myself when someone else can do it for me and get it right EVERY time?

  154. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    at least all your 5-year old packets and tins still have their labels on them. would be pretty interesting to have to open the package to make out what’s inside.

  155. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    at least all your 5-year old packets and tins still have their labels on them. would be pretty interesting to have to open the package to make out what’s inside.

  156. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    at least all your 5-year old packets and tins still have their labels on them. would be pretty interesting to have to open the package to make out what’s inside.

  157. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    at least all your 5-year old packets and tins still have their labels on them. would be pretty interesting to have to open the package to make out what’s inside.

  158. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    at least all your 5-year old packets and tins still have their labels on them. would be pretty interesting to have to open the package to make out what’s inside.

  159. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    at least all your 5-year old packets and tins still have their labels on them. would be pretty interesting to have to open the package to make out what’s inside.

  160. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    at least all your 5-year old packets and tins still have their labels on them. would be pretty interesting to have to open the package to make out what’s inside.

  161. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    at least all your 5-year old packets and tins still have their labels on them. would be pretty interesting to have to open the package to make out what’s inside.

  162. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    at least all your 5-year old packets and tins still have their labels on them. would be pretty interesting to have to open the package to make out what’s inside.

  163. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Sewmouse, it’s the fact that I pay for them. If the Twat wants to go ahead and pay for them – so be it. The ‘healthy diet’ was supposed to cut down on all these ready-made (and more expensive) additions.
    philters, hello. I once had that problem when I lived in an appartment with my Ex all those moons ago. We came back from holiday (Yugoslavia, it was that long ago) to find that a mouse had used all the labels on the tins in the cupboard to make a sweet little nest.
    Meals were …. interesting for a while after that. (Tinned pineapple doesn’t go well with steak – if you wanted to know.)

  164. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Sewmouse, it’s the fact that I pay for them. If the Twat wants to go ahead and pay for them – so be it. The ‘healthy diet’ was supposed to cut down on all these ready-made (and more expensive) additions.
    philters, hello. I once had that problem when I lived in an appartment with my Ex all those moons ago. We came back from holiday (Yugoslavia, it was that long ago) to find that a mouse had used all the labels on the tins in the cupboard to make a sweet little nest.
    Meals were …. interesting for a while after that. (Tinned pineapple doesn’t go well with steak – if you wanted to know.)

  165. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Sewmouse, it’s the fact that I pay for them. If the Twat wants to go ahead and pay for them – so be it. The ‘healthy diet’ was supposed to cut down on all these ready-made (and more expensive) additions.
    philters, hello. I once had that problem when I lived in an appartment with my Ex all those moons ago. We came back from holiday (Yugoslavia, it was that long ago) to find that a mouse had used all the labels on the tins in the cupboard to make a sweet little nest.
    Meals were …. interesting for a while after that. (Tinned pineapple doesn’t go well with steak – if you wanted to know.)

  166. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Sewmouse, it’s the fact that I pay for them. If the Twat wants to go ahead and pay for them – so be it. The ‘healthy diet’ was supposed to cut down on all these ready-made (and more expensive) additions.
    philters, hello. I once had that problem when I lived in an appartment with my Ex all those moons ago. We came back from holiday (Yugoslavia, it was that long ago) to find that a mouse had used all the labels on the tins in the cupboard to make a sweet little nest.
    Meals were …. interesting for a while after that. (Tinned pineapple doesn’t go well with steak – if you wanted to know.)

  167. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Sewmouse, it’s the fact that I pay for them. If the Twat wants to go ahead and pay for them – so be it. The ‘healthy diet’ was supposed to cut down on all these ready-made (and more expensive) additions.
    philters, hello. I once had that problem when I lived in an appartment with my Ex all those moons ago. We came back from holiday (Yugoslavia, it was that long ago) to find that a mouse had used all the labels on the tins in the cupboard to make a sweet little nest.
    Meals were …. interesting for a while after that. (Tinned pineapple doesn’t go well with steak – if you wanted to know.)

  168. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Sewmouse, it’s the fact that I pay for them. If the Twat wants to go ahead and pay for them – so be it. The ‘healthy diet’ was supposed to cut down on all these ready-made (and more expensive) additions.
    philters, hello. I once had that problem when I lived in an appartment with my Ex all those moons ago. We came back from holiday (Yugoslavia, it was that long ago) to find that a mouse had used all the labels on the tins in the cupboard to make a sweet little nest.
    Meals were …. interesting for a while after that. (Tinned pineapple doesn’t go well with steak – if you wanted to know.)

  169. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Sewmouse, it’s the fact that I pay for them. If the Twat wants to go ahead and pay for them – so be it. The ‘healthy diet’ was supposed to cut down on all these ready-made (and more expensive) additions.
    philters, hello. I once had that problem when I lived in an appartment with my Ex all those moons ago. We came back from holiday (Yugoslavia, it was that long ago) to find that a mouse had used all the labels on the tins in the cupboard to make a sweet little nest.
    Meals were …. interesting for a while after that. (Tinned pineapple doesn’t go well with steak – if you wanted to know.)

  170. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Sewmouse, it’s the fact that I pay for them. If the Twat wants to go ahead and pay for them – so be it. The ‘healthy diet’ was supposed to cut down on all these ready-made (and more expensive) additions.
    philters, hello. I once had that problem when I lived in an appartment with my Ex all those moons ago. We came back from holiday (Yugoslavia, it was that long ago) to find that a mouse had used all the labels on the tins in the cupboard to make a sweet little nest.
    Meals were …. interesting for a while after that. (Tinned pineapple doesn’t go well with steak – if you wanted to know.)

  171. Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Sewmouse, it’s the fact that I pay for them. If the Twat wants to go ahead and pay for them – so be it. The ‘healthy diet’ was supposed to cut down on all these ready-made (and more expensive) additions.
    philters, hello. I once had that problem when I lived in an appartment with my Ex all those moons ago. We came back from holiday (Yugoslavia, it was that long ago) to find that a mouse had used all the labels on the tins in the cupboard to make a sweet little nest.
    Meals were …. interesting for a while after that. (Tinned pineapple doesn’t go well with steak – if you wanted to know.)

  172. Anonymous
    Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    Tinned pineapple goes very well with steak when prepared with a curry sauce

  173. Anonymous
    Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    Tinned pineapple goes very well with steak when prepared with a curry sauce

  174. Anonymous
    Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    Tinned pineapple goes very well with steak when prepared with a curry sauce

  175. Anonymous
    Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    Tinned pineapple goes very well with steak when prepared with a curry sauce

  176. Anonymous
    Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    Tinned pineapple goes very well with steak when prepared with a curry sauce

  177. Anonymous
    Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    Tinned pineapple goes very well with steak when prepared with a curry sauce

  178. Anonymous
    Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    Tinned pineapple goes very well with steak when prepared with a curry sauce

  179. Anonymous
    Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    Tinned pineapple goes very well with steak when prepared with a curry sauce

  180. Anonymous
    Posted Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    Tinned pineapple goes very well with steak when prepared with a curry sauce

  181. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Hello Anonymous, still trying to have a dig?

  182. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Hello Anonymous, still trying to have a dig?

  183. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Hello Anonymous, still trying to have a dig?

  184. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Hello Anonymous, still trying to have a dig?

  185. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Hello Anonymous, still trying to have a dig?

  186. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Hello Anonymous, still trying to have a dig?

  187. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Hello Anonymous, still trying to have a dig?

  188. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Hello Anonymous, still trying to have a dig?

  189. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    Hello Anonymous, still trying to have a dig?

  190. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    You talk about cooking food…then dead bodies…you don’t WANT to know what I’m now thinking :-)

  191. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    You talk about cooking food…then dead bodies…you don’t WANT to know what I’m now thinking :-)

  192. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    You talk about cooking food…then dead bodies…you don’t WANT to know what I’m now thinking :-)

  193. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    You talk about cooking food…then dead bodies…you don’t WANT to know what I’m now thinking :-)

  194. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    You talk about cooking food…then dead bodies…you don’t WANT to know what I’m now thinking :-)

  195. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    You talk about cooking food…then dead bodies…you don’t WANT to know what I’m now thinking :-)

  196. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    You talk about cooking food…then dead bodies…you don’t WANT to know what I’m now thinking :-)

  197. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    You talk about cooking food…then dead bodies…you don’t WANT to know what I’m now thinking :-)

  198. Posted Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    You talk about cooking food…then dead bodies…you don’t WANT to know what I’m now thinking :-)