"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

>Another prize!


There have been a couple of posts about loo rolls recently and so when offered with this hand-made, pine loo roll from my mate Tony down the road I could only think of one thing: you, chickadees! Yes, you. I thought that maybe somebody would like to win this fine piece of wood-work for FREE although I won’t be sending one of my precious rolls of loo paper aswell, what with two daughters. It is amazing how much loo paper children can get through, especially girls. My mum actually limited me on how much I could use and now I understand why.

Mum, I hated you at the time, but you taught me a valuable lesson, not that my daughters will ever listen to me.

Anyway, back to the loo roll holder thing. Nothing is for free, obviously, but to win this unique piece of craftwork all you have to do is leave a joke in the comments and my mate Tony down the road will be the judge.

A hint: the filthier the better so Johng is in with a good chance.