"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

>Oh what a wonderful comment!

>Willo, from Wales, has left this charmer of a comment on my guest map. He appears to like asterisks so I think I shall just have to fill in the words for him as he obviously couldn’t find the right words of endearment.

just spent the last 10 mins reading your ****. how the **** does he put up with you. if hes a **** you are trully a **********

Now I’ll help little Willo along and translate as much as I can. This happens a lot to people living in Wales, I believe. It’s all those sheep.

just spent the last 10 mins reading your blog. how the hell does he put up with you. if hes a twat you are trully[sic] a **********

Can anyone help me fill in the last word? ‘Wonder’ is too short as is goddess. Any ideas to help little Willo from Wales?

I’d be most appreciative. Really.

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This entry was written by Zoe, posted on Friday, August 28, 2009 at 6:52 am, and filed under Idiots.

26 Comments

  1. Majimo
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 9:11 am | Permalink

    Mastermind?

  2. Vida
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    Goddessess?

  3. Pat
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 9:56 am | Permalink

    Wonderlady and it IS all one word. So Little Willy can put that in his pipe and smoke it:)
    Little Willy – does he come from Caerphilly?

  4. Claude
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    Willo Nihilo, that’s who he is.

  5. Mike
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 11:31 am | Permalink

    Zoe must be “wonderfull” since he likes his double l’s!!

  6. Lom
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    Your not dead then? Sorry it’s just that you said you have been bitten by a spider. It could be anything Zoe, perphapes Willo can’t spell

  7. Debster
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    Wondergirl. I am surprised he didn’t put clown-sized in there somewhere …

  8. Anonymous, too
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    “Superwoman” and “supermodel” both fit. It seems he is truly in awe of you.

  9. John Norris
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    I think such “contributions” as Willo’s are best simply deleted. If he is that far out of sympathy with you, why publish simple abuse?

  10. Vicus Scurra
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    delightful

  11. zed
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    John, I do so because they amuse me. It’s not as if that is an exactly upsetting comment – far from it.
    lom, I’m afraid I am still alive. Shall I fake being dead for a few minutes?

  12. z
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    Sweetheart

  13. Anji
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

    An Angel

  14. Daddy Papersurfer
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    Obvious …… corrugated

  15. Dawn
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

    A gift from the gods the likes of which we shall never see again?
    Could be. Willo is many things, but a speller he ain’t.

  16. NaF
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    I think it should be ptarmigan.
    Except it doesn’t fit.
    I just like the word, really, and was glad of the opportunity to use it, even if it was missing a letter.

  17. Sewmouse
    Posted Friday, August 28, 2009 at 10:33 pm | Permalink

    Comedienne fits. Perhaps Little Willy Willy really found it humorous?

  18. Manictastic
    Posted Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 10:48 am | Permalink

    brusselaar obviously, since you live in brussels :d

  19. Sablonneuse
    Posted Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    Ten minutes is a long time to spend reading a blog if you really don’t like it, n’est-ce-pas?
    BTW I’ve spent quite a while trying to think of the 10 letter word he had in mind. I can’t be that innocent can I – or is it his spelling????
    Anyway – good for you for making fun of Silly Willy.

  20. Brom
    Posted Monday, August 31, 2009 at 8:04 am | Permalink

    I guess “Son of Llanffairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch” won’t fit ?
    I can confirm tho’ that the sheep in Wales are alive and well… last week they were anyway!

  21. la ninja
    Posted Monday, August 31, 2009 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    chickadena (?)
    sorry, v. tired! :)

  22. Sinisterpictures
    Posted Thursday, September 3, 2009 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    These are the comments I’d look forward to if I was bright enough to write something in a blog worth reading!
    Government fits as does Revolution but I prefer Linguistic.

  23. toadrunner
    Posted Friday, September 4, 2009 at 8:03 am | Permalink

    chocoholic
    daydreamer
    damselfish
    earthmover
    euphemizer
    hitchhiker
    horsewoman
    jackhammer
    nutcracker

  24. The Aunt
    Posted Friday, September 4, 2009 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    Stuns me that anyone could read MBIAT for more than 2 minutes without realising what it isn’t.
    Clearly not the knife of choice in the kitchen drawer…

  25. guyana gyal
    Posted Friday, September 4, 2009 at 6:07 pm | Permalink

    …you are trully[sic] a ‘llovely gal.’
    Some Welsh chap keeps telling me things like ‘come off it’ or ‘get real’ whenever he disagrees with me on my blog.

  26. Heather
    Posted Friday, September 18, 2009 at 3:48 am | Permalink

    twatesssss?