"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

>The dizzying heights of Herman.

Originally uploaded by zoeinbrussels.

That’s to show just how high Hermie climbs up until he makes his stilted fall to the bottom ending in a thud. Each time I watch him do it I crease up with laughter as there is one thing that a tortoise is not: graceful.

I have winners for that book offered in this post for a copy of ‘F My Life’. The trouble is, I have 3 winners and only 2 books. So help me choose which 2 of these 3 should receive a copy – and if the person left out hates me that much, then I’ll send them my own copy:

Lulu Campbell,
JohnG or
Invader Stu.

I’m afraid you’ll have to read the comments to judge, but the two winners are left up to you, dear internet.

And that’s going to be an awful lot of judges.