"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

A Zoeism.

“Everybody has a squeezy ball except me.  I had a heart but now it’s gone.”

The Twat looked at me and repeated,

“I had a heart, but now it’s gone….”

“I don’t even have to work for it anymore.”

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