“Everybody has a squeezy ball except me. I had a heart but now it’s gone.”
The Twat looked at me and repeated,
“I had a heart, but now it’s gone….”
“I don’t even have to work for it anymore.”
A Zoeism.
"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke
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