Comments on: Annual Shag Day.

By: Debster

Debster — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:31:04 +0000

I read that as a nit scrub, far less romantic …

By: Keith

Keith — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 00:25:53 +0000

Let’s see. . . .the time now is about 1:18am in Brussels, so I’ve worked out that you should be about halfway through the annual shag.

I’ll just ring you and see if I’m right. . .

*Brrr Brrr Brrr . . . *

Hmmmm. No reply. I must be right then.

By: Zoe

Zoe — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:49:26 +0000

Anon, too – he has been very well informed about this coming week. He was out all day today with instructions to buy me something expensive. He told me that he did spend some money.

As for his bath – I think I’ll run it for him, christ only knows what he put in it.

John – Opal Fruit indeed.

By: Anonymous, too

Anonymous, too — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:16:53 +0000

Did you make certain the Twat knows Annual Shag Day is almost here so he can make proper preparations? It takes some time to have a bath, confuse the after shave with the Lysol, find clean tracky-trainers and socks without holes to wear, dig up some flowers, etc., etc., etc.

I’m sure it’s not easy being the Twat on Annual Shag Day. I’m also sure it’s not pretty, either.

By: johng

johng — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 15:49:24 +0000

The Twat will have a wank instead of lying on top of someone smelling of Opal Fruits! *I’m off*

By: Anji

Anji — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 12:26:07 +0000

I’ll have to remember the WD40 for next time.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:04:20 +0000

All well and good, Zoe… BUT what exfoliation is Twat going to do in honour of the day?

By: Zoe

Zoe — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 10:49:24 +0000

TMI??? I trimmed that post down by HALF.

Some people are so ungrateful.

By: gddik

gddik — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 10:24:25 +0000

Who was it said romance was dead?

Too much information, Zoe, just too much information…