Comments on: The Twat is asthmatic.

By: sara

sara — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:56:01 +0000

Maybe a reminder that smoking can lead to erectile dysfunction is in order?

Friend of mine got her son to quit with that bit of information.

By: ProvincialLady

ProvincialLady — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 13:59:17 +0000

When I went to see my boyfriend post-op in hospital, another guy had just come out of his own op. His other half turned up and, with stunning regard for his health, sneaked him outside for a cigarette. He came back in, and immediately collapsed, shaking, sweating, heart pounding. Thought he was at death’s door, literally. Sister comes in, turns out he’d had a nicotine patch put on in theatre to keep him comfortable, so by smoking as well he’d ODed. A certain four letter word beginning with a T comes to mind! He was fine, but swore he’d never smoke again.

Just saying!

By: InvaderStu

InvaderStu — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:29:30 +0000

Kick him up the ass for every fag he smokes?

By: Pat

Pat — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:14:20 +0000

He’s an adult. He’s got to see sense for himself or suffer the consequences. I feel for you.xox

By: Joeinvegas

Joeinvegas — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:06:21 +0000

Make sure you have a good health and life insurance policy on him, and say goodbye now.

By: Zoe

Zoe — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:38:33 +0000

Grey, it’s OK. Just something that I have to live with.

But I’m not paying for his funeral – that, you can count on!

By: Grey

Grey — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:29:58 +0000

Very sorry. Its just sad.

By: Zoe

Zoe — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:51:34 +0000

Grey – I couldn’t make it up. I didn’t know that you could even test for oxygen in your blood. And yes, the man does have a death wish.

By: Grey

Grey — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:32:27 +0000

You have to be making this up. How could things be this bad? Does this guy have a death wish?

Arggg!

By: Mr. Nighttime

Mr. Nighttime — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:13:40 +0000

“kick him and his fags out?”

You mean he’s asthmatic, a smoker, AND he’s gay??? What a combination…(there goes those Britishisms again…

By: Zoe

Zoe — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:56:05 +0000

When I managed to lure Q into hospital in 2002, it was discovered after doing tests that for his height he should be able to take in 3-4 litres of oxygen. He couldn’t even take in a litre.
He only had 66% oxygen in his blood.

He wheezed badly, could only walk slowly and was literally grey. I don’t want that to happen ever again.

By: guyana gyal

guyana gyal — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:12:35 +0000

I once suffered a massive, terrifying asthma attack because of a friend who smoked. Fortunately, that *friend* is now out of my life.

Knowing how scary an asthma attack can be, I just don’t understand why Q. insists on smoking.

By: Anji

Anji — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:35:31 +0000

Not easy and you’ll be in the line of fire when he’s trying to come off them.

Refuse to kiss an ashtray.

By: Claude

Claude — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:30:13 +0000

My Boyfriend Is A Stiff… mmm, doesn’t sound too good.

Truth be told, I quit smoking when I couldn’t reach the top of the stairs the same day I started to climb them.
Happy I quit, but I really had to get badly ill to have the right amount of motivation.

By: Keith

Keith — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:25:16 +0000

… and then he can smoke in the shed!