"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

Update on the ‘wolf’.

Last Monday the police visited Todd at school.  They asked various questions and listened to the two messages that the perv had left on Todd’s phone.  He was asked to describe what he looked like and after Todd’s description, the police woman showed a mug-shot of the perv to Todd and asked him if that was the man.  Apparently, the two photos shown were of the man in question’s profile and face, holding a placard – as you see in films, I suppose.  Todd identified him as he obviously matched his earlier description.

The eerie thing about it all was that the man had already been charged on another occasion for the same thing but obviously, nothing had been done about it.  Todd doesn’t like talking about it, but I think that he has got over it after gloating that he got the ‘pretty police woman’s card’ and he missed biology.

It’s quite a refreshing way of looking at life – “How was it at the dentist?” – “I didn’t make it as I was giving a statement.”

I must try that one day.