"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke
Some may remember when the Twat went and left his card in an ATM and very shortly after that, went and left my card in an ATM. Well, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that he’s gone and left his card in an ATM again and is giving me grief over it for no reason whatsoever. It’s almost as if it’s my fault.
Aaaargh, what a TWAT.
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14 Comments
Usually it’s my fault for everything in this world that goes wrong – but I cannot be held responsable for Belgium too. Like you say “What is it with MEN?”
ATM…..A Twat Machine?
He must be under a lot of stress. Let’s be honest now, it can’t be his job.
Oh dear, when I left my card in the machine I didn’t dare tell Bear but had to contrive to borrow his card until I got mine back! Believe me, it’s easily done.. . .
It’s the bank’s fault. They gave him another card after he lost the first few (thousand?). You’d think the bank would know better…..
It’s because you put him under pressure ….. YAY Jedward!!!! – tee hee
In his defence, Belgian cashpoints, are STUPIDLY designed. You have to REQUEST your card back, and they don’t pop it out before your cash like in civilized countries. (by which I mean the UK) But it’s okay, ’cause they play a little film at the beginning telling you to remember your card… Hrrmph. I once blogged about this very thing…
I’ve yet to find an ATM in Belgium that is able to swallow my card. They have all worked by spitting the card out before the cash.
But Claire, the man has lived here for 8 years – he should KNOW. Especially after losing 2 cards already.
some people just never learn. You have his money and give him pocket money. heehee
He is just brilliant! I read the few lines of this post and you made me laugh..actually, I should say, he made me laugh!
Could he have it on a piece of elastic – like we used to do with the little one’s mittens?
take a golf club and smash all his car’s windows. Tiger Would.
I’m always worried I’m going to do that myself but luckily I have not so far. I have left money in the machine though which some how seems dumber.