"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

TQOTD

A friend visited us yesterday and turned to me at one point asking:

“So you’ve been pretty abstemious then?”

“Errrrr, What? What does abstemious mean?”

The Twat: “No, you wouldn’t know what that meant, would you?”

Pffffft.

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