"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

Spring is definitely in the air.

The hedges are looking slightly greener, there are wild flowers growing under my hedge adding a hint of colour to the garden and the lovely early sound of lawns being mowed can be heard. I even sat outside the other day.

So why is the weather so miserable now? The heating is normally turned off by this time of the year, but the house would be far too cold were I to turn it off completely. I put Herman in his outdoor pen yesterday and he didn’t move all day. When I brought him in and put him under his lamp he still didn’t move, apart from the odd twitch verifying that he was, in fact, still alive. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it snowed again, but then, that would be a tad extreme.

My spider bite was healing well until I accidentally knocked the scab off after my shower this morning. I am back to looking like some hag with the bubonic plague which, I’ll have you know, is the New Black.

Tatiana kindly took me shopping on Tuesday as she has her dad’s car while he is in Costa Rica, but I really feel that she should be helping me a bit more. How can she expect her mother to go out shopping in this drizzle? My hair will end up as one, massive frizz.

And that reminds me, does anybody have a decent, functioning lawnmower that I can buy second-hand? Just let me know and I’ll give you a time to deliver it. I can pay in euros, shillings or newts.

I can see daisies, you see.

21 Comments

  1. Posted Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    No newts, thanks! heh heh.

  2. Posted Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    Tis chilly over here as well ….. and the ground is too wet to cut ….. hence I’m just sitting on the sofa ….. waiting ……. life isn’t all bad *wriggles and scratches*

  3. Posted Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

    Sunny but cold here, I ‘gardened’ for 10 minutes.

  4. Posted Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 5:23 pm | Permalink

    In other news, here in northern New York it has been blistering hot all week, and here is my point, there have been ENORMOUS newts around. I think they were looking for Florida and thought they had found it up here.

  5. Posted Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    How about sheep for cutting grass? Then you can sell ‘em when they get fat.

  6. Posted Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    Gary, my newts are a rare find in the UK, so I take great pride in being the owner of great crested newts here, in the heart of Europe.

    GG, I was counting on Hermie to do that for me but he is a bit on the slow side, what with his naps and everything.

  7. Posted Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    I have a lewn mower you can have for free! Just collect it.

  8. Posted Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    *lawn*

  9. Posted Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    John, have you received the book yet? You should have done.

  10. Posted Friday, April 9, 2010 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

    I think the weather can’t make its mind up yet. It’s been all over the place as well here.

  11. Posted Friday, April 9, 2010 at 12:57 pm | Permalink

    You’d fatten up Hermie and sell him for turtle soup? No no no.

  12. Posted Friday, April 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    Yes thanks! I’d forgot who sent it as there was no message. xxxx

  13. Posted Friday, April 9, 2010 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    I can confirm that Brussels was sunny today as we were there taking my new sister to catch the Eurostar to go back to London.
    If only we’d had more time I would have emailed you to see if we could meet up.
    Oh well, perhaps next time. . . . .

  14. Anonymous, too
    Posted Saturday, April 10, 2010 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    I thought you already had a lawnmower, one also known as The Twat. Give him a pair of nail clippers and tell him to get busy!

  15. Posted Sunday, April 11, 2010 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    Same here, it was gorgeous the prior week and now it’s freezing, heat is a must and sweaters! I can’t wait for warm weather again!

  16. Posted Monday, April 12, 2010 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    “my newts are a rare find in the UK, so I take great pride in being the owner of great crested newts here, in the heart of Europe.”

    That is the end of the newts, now for the weather forecast…

    Sorry, Zoe, I’ll get my coat.

  17. Audrey
    Posted Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    The hedges are looking slightly greener so, Alistair hasn’t visited recently, then?

    Also, a loanmower.

  18. Posted Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

    It’s sunny out but my missus is still turning the heating on in the evening ‘cos it’s chilly still

  19. Posted Monday, April 19, 2010 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    We have a useless lawn mower which is too heavy to use and doesn’t pick up. In disgust Karen my gardener brought hers and it was worse. Remind me why we have lawns please.
    Have you got smog from Iceland? We have.

  20. Posted Monday, April 19, 2010 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    I wish I could stop the comment box changing ‘Pat’ to the full McCoy.

  21. Posted Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    If I had a lawn, the only lawnmower I would get is a sheep and I would call him… erm… Shelby the Sheep.