"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

TQOTD

“Oh, look at that!”
“Zoe, are you talking to me?”
“No, no – just the bathroom scales.”
“Oh, and what did they reply – WEIGHT?”

HA HA HA.

Not.

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