Comments on: Tesco TVs are very sturdy.

By: sablonneuse

sablonneuse — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 07:11:02 +0000

Debster, of course the cat is still working. We have seven of them and they go down the garden every morning with their spades and forks singing “heigh ho, heigh ho . . . . . ”

By: Anji

Anji — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:39:58 +0000

I fell on top of a TV in my drunken days, the TV came off better than me.

By: Zoe

Zoe — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:00:11 +0000

anon 3 – it is, isn’t it? Especially as you watch a match being playing upside-down as the TV gets lifted up.

By: anon 3

anon 3 — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:02:29 +0000

rivetting

By: 3limes

3limes — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:39:48 +0000

Very funny. And of course the important thing is that you saw the end of the game. I imagine it was more amusing than either a French or English game anyway!

By: Pat

Pat — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:43:33 +0000

TV’s OK what about you?
I dreamt about you and Q last night. Nothing memorable in that I can’t remember other than you were visiting me in a garden which was unfamiliar and it was all vaguely pleasant.

By: Debster

Debster — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 22:15:05 +0000

The cat is still working?

By: sablonneuse

sablonneuse — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 08:09:45 +0000

Actully, we’ve had ‘accidents’ with a couple of tellys in our house and they survived even though they weren’t from Tescos. Then there was the time the cat peed on a TV. It had to go and be repaired but it’s still working.

By: Mr. Nighttime

Mr. Nighttime — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 04:10:02 +0000

I’d ask if you can walk and chew gum at the same time, but it’s probably an oxymoron…

By: Daddy Papersurfer

Daddy Papersurfer — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 06:33:01 +0000

You do get a bit unsteady on your pins as you age – poor thing ….. I’m wondering exactly when one doesn’t just ‘fall down’ but has ‘a fall’ ……..

By: Spanish Goth

Spanish Goth — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 04:25:55 +0000

You DO have big feet. I’ve seen you in real life – your feet are massive, like canoes strapped to a penguin. And Tesco can’t do anything, anywhere (oh shit, that’s ASBO).

By: Anonymous, too

Anonymous, too — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 02:18:03 +0000

Isn’t this sort of thing bad for your back? Or did you get that from Tesco, too?

By: Keith

Keith — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 23:07:08 +0000

I agree with John, you should change the name to “My Girlfriend is a (Clumsy) Twat”, and hand the reins over to Andy.

By: Vicus Scurra

Vicus Scurra — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 22:08:39 +0000

When the tv tilted, did the ball roll down the newly created slope?

By: johng

johng — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 20:04:48 +0000

And you call Andy a tw*t?