I dropped by the house yesterday as I haven’t been around much and the children are chez Papa. After checking on Hermie, changing his water and giving him something to eat I went upstairs to get something from my bedroom.
Hello? Why is Todd’s duvet and pillows on my bed?
Hello? Why is my king-size duvet and pillows on Todd’s two beds?
Hello? Why are there a couple of ‘things’ from my Box of Tricks that I keep hidden under my bed, in Todd’s room?
I stripped off all the sheets and shall be washing them at an extremely high wash and will be disinfecting my Toys for the next week; god only knows what Todd has done with them. This comes as a bit of a shock as I would never have thought that Todd would use my bed linen, let alone anything else.
There again, he did come flying downstairs last week wearing nothing but a very, very small towel while his girlfriend was upstairs, begging for a condom. Fortunately, a friend had a condom that was just within the sell-by-date in his wallet and the evening was obviously saved. For Todd.
I picked up the empty beer bottles that were strewn around the lawn, threw them out and left, wondering how to tackle Todd about using my house as a hotel. But I think I have other issues to think about now as I have just found out something else about Todd.
He has a Mohican hair-cut.
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Mohican? ….. that is sooooo passé …..
Do condoms have a ‘best before date’? ……. I mean a ‘best before’ – pause – date ……..
DOH!!
Hotel?
Tell Todd to get a room!
I love mixed metaphors!
There are so many things in this post that made my eyes cross, that I’m now certain I can see out the back of my head.
You need to spend more time at home — with a camera at hand.
Are you sure it’s a Mohican (above the face) and not a landing strip (below the waist)?
Anon, too – I had so wished that I had caught Todd in bed with his girlfriend. I am the sort of mother who would have grabbed back my duvet exposing 2 naked bodies which is a sure way never to have Todd’s girlfriends at my house – even when I’m supposedly ‘away’.
yikes – and with all the other detail provided am wondering why the one question my brain came up with was whether the mohican was a proper full on punk pointy one, or a more pretend little Glee type one???
Awww he’s growing up
I knodded at everything there (though I haven’t been asked for a condom – yet) But the mohican hair cut, that’s a new one for me.
Never mind disinfecting them, I’d be sorely tempted to throw them away. Or perhaps save them for Christmas and put them in a nice box with a big red bow on for the two of them.
Should pay more attention. Where have you been?