"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

I’ve been away….

…but Hermie hasn’t.

11 Comments

  1. Posted Monday, October 11, 2010 at 8:50 am | Permalink

    Well? Spill the beans then. Sorry did you mean ‘put away’?

  2. Posted Monday, October 11, 2010 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    I think you might need to moisturise

  3. Posted Monday, October 11, 2010 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    Are you back now?

  4. Posted Monday, October 11, 2010 at 5:08 pm | Permalink

    Hi Hermie! Isn’t it getting close to hibernation time?

  5. Posted Monday, October 11, 2010 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

    You’ve changed since the last holiday snap!

  6. Anonymous, too
    Posted Monday, October 11, 2010 at 11:40 pm | Permalink

    Either Hermie’s become an excellent photographer, or the Twat’s hacked your blog again.

  7. Posted Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:46 am | Permalink

    Where have you been? Lx

  8. Posted Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    Check his over-bite – I saw a programme about it the other day – tortoises need ‘woody’ fodder which is in their natural diet – it wears their top lips down …. you know, like families stop us from having huge tongues because of all the biting we have to do …..

  9. Posted Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 7:45 pm | Permalink

    At last, tortoise cam!

  10. Posted Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    What a loyal little fella that turtle is, sticking around to keep watch, cutting the grass, cleaning the house…

    …where were you, what were you doing? Tell, tell. Are bloggers nosy? Naaaah.

  11. branchenverzeichnis
    Posted Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    Lovely sharp post. Never thought that it was this easy. Extolment to you!