"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

A Zoeism.

Zoe: “Do you subscribe to Private Eye?”
“Yes – well, it’s a gift from my parents.”
“Oh.”
“You don’t seem too happy about it, Zoe.”
“Well, I don’t usually do VD, but it’s a nice present to give.”

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