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Category Archives: Chainsaws

>Power tools are such fun.

>A friend of ours’ lent us his chainsaw yesterday as I was getting pretty cranky about two trees in my garden that should have been pruned 3 years ago, but as that never happened they just got taller and taller, blocking out the evening sun. I’d already spent another hour at the dump with another […]