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Category Archives: de-cluttering.

Todd, sorted.

It wasn’t what I wanted, to be honest, but Todd has decided to live with his dad and PHT full-time. This doesn’t really mean that much as he only spends the weekends there and his dad is going slightly mental about the forthcoming holidays as Todd doesn’t want to come here at all. I feel […]


>Power tools are such fun.

>A friend of ours’ lent us his chainsaw yesterday as I was getting pretty cranky about two trees in my garden that should have been pruned 3 years ago, but as that never happened they just got taller and taller, blocking out the evening sun. I’d already spent another hour at the dump with another […]


>That cupboard what I like.

>I mentioned my cupboards the other day and in particular one that I really like, although I shouldn’t. This cupboard has very little in it. The odd tin of something that expired about 5 or more years ago – things like that. Nothing tumbles out and attacks me, nothing starts growing in there, apart from, […]