"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

Category Archives: depression

Todd, sorted.

It wasn’t what I wanted, to be honest, but Todd has decided to live with his dad and PHT full-time. This doesn’t really mean that much as he only spends the weekends there and his dad is going slightly mental about the forthcoming holidays as Todd doesn’t want to come here at all. I feel […]


>Alone, again.

>Even though yesterday was a Public Holiday, here, in the Heart of Europe, the Twat still found reason to go to the European Parliament (which, like the European Commission, is open on Armistice Day so as not to upset the Germans. Personally, I think they would prefer a day off just as much as any […]


>Oh great, it’s just another bill.

>If I wrote and sent letters, I may, one day, receive a letter in return. If I wrote and sent cards, I may, one day, receive a card in return. If I wrote and sent emails, I may, one day, receive an email in return. But I don’t. Some people are kind enough to send […]