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Category Archives: Hallowe’en 09

>When he is nice, he is very, very nice…

>Todd came home from an afternoon out with friends on Saturday, covered in make-up in the guise of a ghoul and he’d had his finger nails painted black. Lovely. He hasn’t thought of how to get the stuff off, so I’ll leave that part up to his tiny little brain to work out. On Sunday […]


>Hallowe’en 2009

>This morning I actually remembered to buy some sweets for all those adorable little Belgian kids who pop around at this time of year. Not that they, for one second, understand what the ‘Trick or Treat’ tradition is all about as proven one year when a couple of young children turned up on my doorstep […]