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Category Archives: New bed.

>It has arrived.

>My bed was finally delivered yesterday. A scrawny young man turned up at the door and announced that he was delivering my bed. I looked past him for the other young, strong men that had come with him but he appeared to be all alone. “Where shall I put it?”“Well, my bedroom is on the [...]

>Before and After.

>The Bed is due to arrive sometime tomorrow afternoon so I thought it only fair to show you what we have been sleeping on for the past year or so. It’s a mess, I know, and the de-cluttering hasn’t really worked so far, but once you’re under the duvet it really is nice and snug, [...]

>Yes, that’s smoke coming out of my ears.

>On 10 January I bought a new bed, matching bedside tables and a new mattress. The total came to less than my previous bed that the Twat broke. By sitting on it. Everything was in stock except the mattress so, after talking to the saleswoman, who told me that they DO deliver and it would [...]

>Shopping is not good for you.

>On Saturday, a friend who wanted to buy some wardrobes in the Sales asked if I wanted to go too as he remembered that I had mentioned needing something. The idea of getting out of the house was good enough and so we trekked on to those mammoth-size shops near IKEA. My friend disappeared towards [...]