"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

Category Archives: running away

>Herman’s run.

>Last week I went to buy some Busy Lizzies, or something, and stupidly asked the Twat to grab three while I searched for some industrial-strength weed killer. The greenhouses were huge so by the time that I met up with the Twat, a bag of turf and 3 different coloured Busy Lizzies I was in […]


>Todd N° 5,378 (and still going.)

>Todd finally came home on Friday, something that I was really looking forward to and had many plans lined up to do with him as his sisters are at their dad’s this week. I think my enthusiasm was probably my biggest mistake. I had asked my Ex to tell Todd to be home by 7pm […]