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Category Archives: sick

>Todd N° 5,378 (and still going)

>To be honest, this is not Todd’s fault, but as his mum it does touch me deep inside as he lies there, about 800kms (according to the Twat and his mate Google) away in Auvergne. In hospital. My son deserves an award for screwing up other people’s lives (albeit temporarily), weekends, days and now, holidays. […]