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Category Archives: Tatiana


>Coralie and Tatiana BOTH passed their driving tests yesterday which contributes to one of many reasons why no one else should drive in Brussels from now on. So apart from your carbon footprint and being at risk from other drivers, why not stop driving in this country altogether so that I shall never have to […]



>This post is to be taken extremely seriously should you be in Brussels today. BRUSSELS IS UNDER THREAT. I REPEAT:BRUSSELS IS UNDER THREAT. Whether you are a pedestrian, cyclist, user of buses or trams or even worse still, a driver, STAY OFF THE ROADS this afternoon. There is a new form of terrorist hit about […]


>Smelly feet.

>Children can be darling little things to have but there comes a time when they start playing tricks on you. Nasty, foul, smelly tricks, and being the wonderful, trusting mother that I am means that I always fall for them. Tatiana wanted one of her ‘talks’ with me again in her bedroom, with the door […]