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Category Archives: That Rabbit

>That Rabbit.

>That horrible little creature has finally gone after 2 1/2 months of chewing my TV cables, eating my furniture and any paper that it could find. It also had a tendency to eat it’s cage very noisily and when it wasn’t being pampered would go ballistic and run around as if there was no tomorrow. […]

>That Rabbit.

>The demonic animal is possessed. I knew it from the beginning, but today he proved it. As I sat up here searching the internet for jobs that do not require a PhD to apply, and believe me, there are many – I found one ‘trainee to the financial administrator’ job that I could have applied […]

>I think I must be edible.

>That Rabbit is still with us, occasionally fed by Coralie and whose cage is only changed when I realise that the poor animal is living in more rabbit poo than wood shavings. When That Rabbit was delivered here I was told that ‘Pan-pan’ was totally house-trained. “Pan-pan?”“Yes, mama, you know, the rabbit in Bambi.”“No – […]