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Category Archives: Todd’s piercing

>That’s ma boy.

>Last Sunday afternoon Todd came around for the last of his things as the children went back to school yesterday. As I was on the phone to my father I decided to pass the call on to Todd, seeing as he was there. They had a good chat and Todd finished the conversation by saying: […]


>Todd N° 5,379 (and still going)

>Oh dear, that horrible, big cloud of hormones has descended upon Todd again. Living with that boy is worse than living with a woman and I do happen to live with a couple aswell as myself. Yesterday he left the house without a word, came back hours later for his clean washing that I said […]


>Oh Todd…..

>I can hear the yelling and screams of distaste from here. I’ll wind back a bit. My Ex is very anti-tattoos and piercings – I’m surprised that he put up with my pierced ears when we got together. But each to their own and I respect that, but I do not respect people who shun […]