"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

Shopping

Visit My Online Stores

Right, this is the deal. I’ve got two shops where you can buy all sorts of wonderful My Boyfriend is a Twat goodies, ranging from mugs to T-shirts. It’s all excellent and it will improve your life.

Go there and buy stuff. I’m using the money for the sprogs Xmas presents. If you don’t buy lots of stuff they’ll have nothing under the Christmas tree this year. And it will be your fault.

Can you live with that? No, so get shopping:

Cafepress – This is good for Merkins

Print Shop – Especially for Euro’s and those of you who use those quaint pounds