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Things I do for fun.

I enjoy spending the good part of an hour washing moisturising cream off toilet doors and the surrounding area. It’s very therapeutic especially when you have to try, unsuccessfully, to get half of the stuff out of the key hole. This is Todd’s latest temper tantrum – he threw it at the door from the […]