My Boyfriend Is A Twat » bites http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com Thu, 05 May 2011 20:08:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 TQOTD http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com/2010/04/tqotd-4/ http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com/2010/04/tqotd-4/#comments Mon, 05 Apr 2010 07:32:15 +0000 Zoe http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com/?p=2784 Yesterday I had a cat-nap seeing as there was sweet FA to do and woke up with a huge bite on my upper lip. I am now looking for the tarantula that bit me so that I can bite it back.

This morning I asked the Twat how bad it looked due to all the virtual interviews I have lined up this coming week. He took a look.

“Well, you could always wear a burqa.”
“No, I am serious. I can’t go to a fucking interview with that on my lip.”
“It’s not that that I would worry about – it’s the rest of your face.”

Never.Ask.Him.For.Advice.Again.

Evah.

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