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What is it with black eyes in my family?

Coralie came home one night and went straight to bed. The next morning I scolded her for not having taken off her make-up. “It’s not make-up, Mum, it’s a black eye.” “A black eye? How?” It took a while to get any sense out of her but finally she told me ‘her’ version of the […]