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Tag Archives: children

Catching up with times.

I should stop complaining about Easter eggs being everywhere as the Twat has just right pointed out to me that Sunday just happens to be Easter. Where did the time go? I blame my calendar really as it’s confusing with today being the last day of March and therefore there are blank squares until I […]

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Thank god it’s over.

The christmas bug bit me so hard this christmas just gone that I couldn’t even be bothered to go to the christmas market in Brussels. I’ve been enough times and everything is terribly over-priced. It used to be fun, but now it’s more of a chore. Perhaps I’ll feel more christmassy next year, but I […]

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Somebody out there is trying to make a profit…

…from my book. Well, plenty have already, but for christ’s sake, there is one left on the Amazon page and it is going for…. £122.69p. I wonder at the stupidity of people sometimes. If I really wanted to buy a book that was out of print I would contact the author (presuming that said author […]

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