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Tag Archives: Crapitis

So far, not so good.

I’ve been suffering from Crapitis for the past week, more commonly known as gastric ‘flu and lesser known as butt ‘flu.  It’s a refreshing thought to know that my toilets function, that I have vast quantities of loo paper and smelly things that I put in the loo at quite some expense, considering the amount […]



“Andy, have we got any imodium?” “I dunno, but if there’s something wrong with your botty it’s best to let it all out.” “Oh christ – how long for?” “Well now, how full of shit are you?” Said with true love. Pfffft.