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	<title>My Boyfriend Is A Twat &#187; Crapitis</title>
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		<title>So far, not so good.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zoe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been suffering from Crapitis for the past week, more commonly known as gastric &#8216;flu and lesser known as butt &#8216;flu.  It&#8217;s a refreshing thought to know that my toilets function, that I have vast quantities of loo paper and smelly things that I put in the loo at quite some expense, considering the amount [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been suffering from Crapitis for the past week, more commonly known as gastric &#8216;flu and lesser known as butt &#8216;flu.  It&#8217;s a refreshing thought to know that my toilets function, that I have vast quantities of loo paper and smelly things that I put in the loo at quite some expense, considering the amount of times that I have to flush either loo each time.  And each time I do flush, I get a horrible shiver with regards my yearly water bill.</p>
<p>And then this stupid cough started.  It&#8217;s a very dry cough which means that whenever my head hits the pillow my body decides to cough and cough and cough me to sleep, until I wake up in the early hours of the morning coughing and listening to my stomach swirling like a mini-tsunami.  By the time it&#8217;s a decent hour to get out of bed I have not only a sore throat, but ear-ache aswell, and more often than not, a very sore tummy that is telling me to <em>run, Forestt, run!</em> just as I had earlier in the morning.</p>
<p>Yesterday was my court case.  I was so nervous the entire day that I fell asleep in front of Jeremy Kyle as he went around collecting those all important DNA tests.  The only thing that that man and I have in common is that were I to support an English football team, it would be &#8230; West Ham United.  Kyle&#8217;s own favourite team.  That is a scary thought.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll find out what the judge rules re: my court case next month, but my lawyers will be de-briefing me between now and then.</p>
<p>The Twat came home from work saying that he thinks that he&#8217;s coming down with something and has had to try to avoid his colleagues all day due to constant farting.  I would have thought that they would be used to it by now, but apparently it is farting of a different kind.  More along butt &#8216;flu farts.</p>
<p>Oh dear.</p>
<p>I meant to apply for a job today but I was so dozy that putting together a cover letter and taking chunks out of my CV to set it to one page, as requested deemed un-doable, unless I changed the font to 8, or something.  Hopefully, I shall be feeling better tomorrow and will send my application off and get an interview unless I die before now and then.</p>
<p>So February, could you be a wee bit nicer than January?</p>
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		<title>TQOTD</title>
		<link>http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com/2010/01/tqotd-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zoe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Andy, have we got any imodium?&#8221; &#8220;I dunno, but if there&#8217;s something wrong with your botty it&#8217;s best to let it all out.&#8221; &#8220;Oh christ &#8211; how long for?&#8221; &#8220;Well now, how full of shit are you?&#8221; Said with true love. Pfffft.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>&#8220;Andy, have we got any imodium?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I dunno, but if there&#8217;s something wrong with your botty it&#8217;s best to let it all out.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Oh christ &#8211; how long for?&#8221;<br />
<strong>&#8220;Well now, how full of shit are you?&#8221;</strong></em></p>
<p>Said with true love.  Pfffft.</p>
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