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Tag Archives: garden

Sun, sport, jungles and tortoises.

It’s been a while since I’ve checked in here to give you all the news from the Twat Mansion so I decided that seeing as today is a bit windy outside I’ll come here and do some dusting. To be honest, the weather hasn’t been that fantastic, just check out the number of times the […]