My Boyfriend Is A Twat » sleep-talking http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com Sat, 24 Jul 2010 12:48:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 When I sleep-talk, please do not reply. http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com/2010/01/when-i-sleep-talk-please-do-not-reply/ http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com/2010/01/when-i-sleep-talk-please-do-not-reply/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:20:18 +0000 Zoe http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com/?p=2700 That Twat has done it again. There I am in the land of slumber, occasionally spurting out the odd phrase to which the Twat takes great pleasure in replying to. Apparently I was yapping away quite a lot the other night but only half-consciously remember saying “Oh, he’s pretty harmless really – in fact he’s quite cuddly.”

I remember that part of the dream perfectly until suddenly ‘somebody’ replied “well thank you.” That wasn’t what the person in my dream said so I can only presume that the Twat was up to his old tricks again and trying to converse with a semi-conscious woman who just happens to be talking a load of rubbish. Strangely enough, when I woke up, I told the Twat to leave me and my dreams alone.

“Yes, hon, but it’s not often that you compliment me.”
“There’s a reason for that. I was dreaming about Ian Hislop.”

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