A friend visited us yesterday and turned to me at one point asking:
“So you’ve been pretty abstemious then?”
“Errrrr, What? What does abstemious mean?”
The Twat: “No, you wouldn’t know what that meant, would you?”
Pffffft.
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This blog is mainly rants about my household, which has been described by a friend as a mixture of 'The Osbournes', 'Absolutely Fabulous' and 'My Family'.
People who have said this weren't smiling. Let's face it, it's bleeding obvious.
The household is made up of myself, Zoe, an oasis of calm, my boyfriend Quarsan, aka the Twat. Let's face it girls, all men are twats, but Quarsan takes the biscuit and here's his reward.
Then there is Coralie, a 20 year-old stroppy little cow, her twin sister, Tatiana, who bosses the Twat and me around and winds up their brother Todd, a sixteen-year old with the attention span of a goldfish.
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Thanks To...
FeedBlitz - for the email update service.
Bravenet - for the guest map.
Andy - for being such a twat as to set all this up for me.
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Andy Hopkins for hosting and helping hugely to set this up.
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