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A Zoeism.

Zoe: “Do you subscribe to Private Eye?” “Yes – well, it’s a gift from my parents.” “Oh.” “You don’t seem too happy about it, Zoe.” “Well, I don’t usually do VD, but it’s a nice present to give.”

A Zoeism.

“Everybody has a squeezy ball except me.  I had a heart but now it’s gone.” The Twat looked at me and repeated, “I had a heart, but now it’s gone….” “I don’t even have to work for it anymore.”