"You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. " - John Cooper Clarke

The Book

You Need This Book

My Boyfriend is a Twat A guide to recognising, dealing with and living with an utter TwatDeveloped from the hugely popular website My Boyfriend is a Twat, this book is a glorious celebration of living with a complete twat of a boyfriend. Sensibly categorised and filled with observations and recommendations, this is the ultimate field guide to that most irritating of the species, the Twat.

The website has been described as a mixture of ‘The Osbournes’, ‘Absolutely Fabulous’ and ‘My Family’ and has a readership of hundreds of thousands. Based entirely on Zoe’s long-suffering boyfriend, this book is the ultimate guidebook for those of us living with twats.

Reviews

Naked Blog“Read and learn at the feet of a master, chickadees.”

Girl Friday“the book is funny, clever and, rather worryingly, at times genuinely useful”

Life as a Pig“Zoë has that unique way of writing that keeps you on the edge of your seat wondering what is going to happen next.”

Chip Dale“a gentle little book which would make an admirable Christmas gift for the figure in your life you like to call your “loved one”

Rachel north London“I adore Zoe, a harridan heroine of our times.”

Scaryduck“an excellent adaptation of her tales of everyday woe in Belgium.”

Invader Stu“many funny stories about why life living with a Twat might be difficult even if it is highly amusing to an outsider”

Henry North London“funny, erudite and downright hilarious”

Bibil – (written in Belgian) “après lecture du livre, je m’identifie plus au con qu’à l’auteur.”

The Friday Review by Jamieson Wolf – as well as being incredibly funny, the book would also be moving, insightful, reflective and deeply personal. also in The American Chronicle

I thoroughly enjoyed your book.  I took my time reading it, didn’t want it to end.  I’ll just have to read it over again,  wouldn’t want to have missed anything . :)) Sue, Canada

Interviews etc

Trashionista – Interview with Zoe

Mother at Large – Zoe answers questions

Me and My Big Mouth – Interview with the Twat

Troubled Diva – Gets us to play Mr and Mrs

Cream – Review and interview with the Twat